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Billy Joel briefly detained
Billy Joel briefly detained
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The key is portion control, which is why I've switched to eating smaller cans of frosting instead of full bottles.
The key is portion control, which is why I've switched to eating smaller cans of frosting instead of full bottles.
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You can apply special translucent films to your windows to help keep birds/Superman from accidentally flying into them.
You can apply special translucent films to your windows to help keep birds/Superman from accidentally flying into them.
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You can apply special translucent films to your windows to help keep birds/Superman from accidentally flying into them.
You can apply special translucent films to your windows to help keep birds/Superman from accidentally flying into them.
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On the other hand, the refractor's limited light-gathering means it's unable to make out shadow people or the dark god Chernabog.
On the other hand, the refractor's limited light-gathering means it's unable to make out shadow people or the dark god Chernabog.
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On the other hand, the refractor's limited light-gathering means it's unable to make out shadow people or the dark god Chernabog.
On the other hand, the refractor's limited light-gathering means it's unable to make out shadow people or the dark god Chernabog.
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With the right 90-degree rotation, any effect is a side effect.
With the right 90-degree rotation, any effect is a side effect.
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Texting should work. Unless the message is too long, in which case it gets converted to voicemails, and I think I'm locked out of my voicemail.
Texting should work. Unless the message is too long, in which case it gets converted to voicemails, and I think I'm locked out of my voicemail.
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My life goal is to launch a barge into the air and have it land on one of Elon Musk's rockets.
My life goal is to launch a barge into the air and have it land on one of Elon Musk's rockets.
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Dvorak words may sound hard to pronounce, but studies show they actually put less stress on the vocal chords.
Dvorak words may sound hard to pronounce, but studies show they actually put less stress on the vocal chords.
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Plus, time's all weird in there, so most of it probably broke down and decomposed hundreds of years ago. Which reminds me, I've been meaning to get in touch with Yucca Mountain to see if they're interested in a partnership.
Plus, time's all weird in there, so most of it probably broke down and decomposed hundreds of years ago. Which reminds me, I've been meaning to get in touch with Yucca Mountain to see if they're interested in a partnership.
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Further out to the right, it works correctly, but the reason it works still involves the word 'firmware.'
Further out to the right, it works correctly, but the reason it works still involves the word 'firmware.'
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This map preserves the shapes of Tissot's indicatrices pretty well, as long as you draw them in before running the resize.
This map preserves the shapes of Tissot's indicatrices pretty well, as long as you draw them in before running the resize.
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Hey Rob, sorry it took me a while to get back to you! Sure, I'd love to see WALL-E opening weekend! Are you still doing that, or...?
Hey Rob, sorry it took me a while to get back to you! Sure, I'd love to see WALL-E opening weekend! Are you still doing that, or...?
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2078: He announces that he's finally making the jump from screen+irssi to tmux+weechat.
2078: He announces that he's finally making the jump from screen+irssi to tmux+weechat.
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I didn't even realize you could HAVE a data set made up entirely of outliers.
I didn't even realize you could HAVE a data set made up entirely of outliers.
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[holding up a three-phase motor] As you can see here, the problem is that the humidifier I took this from is broken.
![[holding up a three-phase motor] As you can see here, the problem is that the humidifier I took this from is broken.](http://www.0wn4ge.co.uk/toons/XKCD/20170102-125959.png)
[holding up a three-phase motor] As you can see here, the problem is that the humidifier I took this from is broken.
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Things are looking good for the eclipse--Nate Silver says Earth will almost definitely still have a moon in August.
Things are looking good for the eclipse--Nate Silver says Earth will almost definitely still have a moon in August.
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Sometimes, parts of a slowly-rising mountain suddenly rises REALLY fast, which is extra interesting.
Sometimes, parts of a slowly-rising mountain suddenly rises REALLY fast, which is extra interesting.
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