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XKCD : Friday 3rd February

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Billy Joel briefly detained
Billy Joel briefly detained
Billy Joel briefly detained

XKCD : Wednesday 1st February

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The key is portion control, which is why I've switched to eating smaller cans of frosting instead of full bottles.
The key is portion control, which is why I've switched to eating smaller cans of frosting instead of full bottles.
The key is portion control, which is why I've switched to eating smaller cans of frosting instead of full bottles.

XKCD : Monday 30th January

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You can apply special translucent films to your windows to help keep birds/Superman from accidentally flying into them.
You can apply special translucent films to your windows to help keep birds/Superman from accidentally flying into them.
You can apply special translucent films to your windows to help keep birds/Superman from accidentally flying into them.

XKCD : Monday 30th January

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You can apply special translucent films to your windows to help keep birds/Superman from accidentally flying into them.
You can apply special translucent films to your windows to help keep birds/Superman from accidentally flying into them.
You can apply special translucent films to your windows to help keep birds/Superman from accidentally flying into them.

XKCD : Friday 27th January

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On the other hand, the refractor's limited light-gathering means it's unable to make out shadow people or the dark god Chernabog.
On the other hand, the refractor's limited light-gathering means it's unable to make out shadow people or the dark god Chernabog.
On the other hand, the refractor's limited light-gathering means it's unable to make out shadow people or the dark god Chernabog.

XKCD : Friday 27th January

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On the other hand, the refractor's limited light-gathering means it's unable to make out shadow people or the dark god Chernabog.
On the other hand, the refractor's limited light-gathering means it's unable to make out shadow people or the dark god Chernabog.
On the other hand, the refractor's limited light-gathering means it's unable to make out shadow people or the dark god Chernabog.

XKCD : Wednesday 25th January

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With the right 90-degree rotation, any effect is a side effect.
With the right 90-degree rotation, any effect is a side effect.
With the right 90-degree rotation, any effect is a side effect.

XKCD : Monday 23rd January

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Texting should work. Unless the message is too long, in which case it gets converted to voicemails, and I think I'm locked out of my voicemail.
Texting should work. Unless the message is too long, in which case it gets converted to voicemails, and I think I'm locked out of my voicemail.
Texting should work. Unless the message is too long, in which case it gets converted to voicemails, and I think I'm locked out of my voicemail.

XKCD : Friday 20th January

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My life goal is to launch a barge into the air and have it land on one of Elon Musk's rockets.
My life goal is to launch a barge into the air and have it land on one of Elon Musk's rockets.
My life goal is to launch a barge into the air and have it land on one of Elon Musk's rockets.

XKCD : Wednesday 18th January

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Dvorak words may sound hard to pronounce, but studies show they actually put less stress on the vocal chords.
Dvorak words may sound hard to pronounce, but studies show they actually put less stress on the vocal chords.
Dvorak words may sound hard to pronounce, but studies show they actually put less stress on the vocal chords.

XKCD : Monday 16th January

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Plus, time's all weird in there, so most of it probably broke down and decomposed hundreds of years ago. Which reminds me, I've been meaning to get in touch with Yucca Mountain to see if they're interested in a partnership.
Plus, time's all weird in there, so most of it probably broke down and decomposed hundreds of years ago. Which reminds me, I've been meaning to get in touch with Yucca Mountain to see if they're interested in a partnership.
Plus, time's all weird in there, so most of it probably broke down and decomposed hundreds of years ago. Which reminds me, I've been meaning to get in touch with Yucca Mountain to see if they're interested in a partnership.

XKCD : Friday 13th January

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Further out to the right, it works correctly, but the reason it works still involves the word 'firmware.'
Further out to the right, it works correctly, but the reason it works still involves the word 'firmware.'
Further out to the right, it works correctly, but the reason it works still involves the word 'firmware.'

XKCD : Wednesday 11th January

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This map preserves the shapes of Tissot's indicatrices pretty well, as long as you draw them in before running the resize.
This map preserves the shapes of Tissot's indicatrices pretty well, as long as you draw them in before running the resize.
This map preserves the shapes of Tissot's indicatrices pretty well, as long as you draw them in before running the resize.

XKCD : Monday 9th January

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Hey Rob, sorry it took me a while to get back to you! Sure, I'd love to see WALL-E opening weekend! Are you still doing that, or...?
Hey Rob, sorry it took me a while to get back to you! Sure, I'd love to see WALL-E opening weekend! Are you still doing that, or...?
Hey Rob, sorry it took me a while to get back to you! Sure, I'd love to see WALL-E opening weekend! Are you still doing that, or...?

XKCD : Friday 6th January

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2078: He announces that he's finally making the jump from screen+irssi to tmux+weechat.
2078: He announces that he's finally making the jump from screen+irssi to tmux+weechat.
2078: He announces that he's finally making the jump from screen+irssi to tmux+weechat.

XKCD : Wednesday 4th January

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I didn't even realize you could HAVE a data set made up entirely of outliers.
I didn't even realize you could HAVE a data set made up entirely of outliers.
I didn't even realize you could HAVE a data set made up entirely of outliers.

XKCD : Monday 2nd January

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[holding up a three-phase motor] As you can see here, the problem is that the humidifier I took this from is broken.
[holding up a three-phase motor] As you can see here, the problem is that the humidifier I took this from is broken.
[holding up a three-phase motor] As you can see here, the problem is that the humidifier I took this from is broken.

XKCD : Friday 30th December

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Things are looking good for the eclipse--Nate Silver says Earth will almost definitely still have a moon in August.
Things are looking good for the eclipse--Nate Silver says Earth will almost definitely still have a moon in August.
Things are looking good for the eclipse--Nate Silver says Earth will almost definitely still have a moon in August.

XKCD : Wednesday 28th December

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Sometimes, parts of a slowly-rising mountain suddenly rises REALLY fast, which is extra interesting.
Sometimes, parts of a slowly-rising mountain suddenly rises REALLY fast, which is extra interesting.
Sometimes, parts of a slowly-rising mountain suddenly rises REALLY fast, which is extra interesting.

XKCD : Monday 26th December

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